We have to weigh-in on the MTA’s trial program of removing subway bins from some high-volume stations.  Advice to the MTA: whoa, there, fellas.  Let’s think this here thing through, together.

There are a lot of Real New Yorkers who are subway slobs.  Over the years, I’ve routinely seen NY’ers:

• Do #1 on subway platforms and ramps
• Do #2 “”    ”            “”             “”     “”
• Vomit “”    ”            ”              ”       “
• Methodically rip paper into tiny pieces and drop the pieces on the floor of the moving car because, when asked one time, this lady told me, and I quote: “Mind your own business; if I didn’t do this, what the (expletive deleted, this is a family blog) would those (expletive deleted) have to do?” 
• Let their half-empty Snapple bottles roll along the floor of the car
• Drop newspapers, like, wherever…
• Eat complete, multi-course chicken dinners, daintily dunking the food into a little cup of BBQ sauce — with pinky extended, people — while sitting in the moving car and casually drop the bones on the floor
• Etc.

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Dudes of the MTA: we need a multi-pronged plan before you pull the plug on garbage bins.  Consider:

• Promote “carry-in/carry-out” laws (yup, like when camping);
• Encourage riders to contribute their clean plastic shopping bags for this use;
• Educate riders on how fast rats multiply, using graphic billboards near bin locations;
• Announce the fines for being a subway slob;
• Strongly discourage eating food on platforms and trains (yeah, I know…but fer crissakes, we gotta at least try);
• Then and only then, take the bins away, in stages.

Real New Yorkers shouldn’t be subway slobs.  But many are.  Going cold turkey and removing the bins without a heavily promoted program of rules and penalties will benefit only one group: exterminators with City contracts.

Comments?  What do you think? Inquiring minds at The Real New Yorkers want to know…